Saturday, January 15, 2011


I simply don't know what to wear
To be be honest he probably won't care
Not like it's a date
Oh I'm gonna be late
I need a life, yes, I'm aware.


Last Monday I sent you a text
The reply I got left me vexed
This guy found your cell
We talked for a spell
And planned a date for the day after next.

Sunday, January 9, 2011


Got a call on my landline today
Someone found my phone, seriously, yay
The voice, I regale
was decidedly male
I'm driving to meet him halfway.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010


We got stuck on our way to floor eight
Twelve people boxed up in a crate
Stairs can be slow
But elevators blow
When you overload the capacity weight.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009


My stomach keeps rumbling so
I need groceries; I did mean to go
Called in with the flu
Even though that's not true
I'll get out of bed after this show.

Sunday, January 25, 2009


I was driving on Route 38
I really was running quite late
I do apologize
to not recognize
it was you that I scoffed as I raced.

Thursday, January 22, 2009


Okay, I was driving too fast
but that bitch sneered at me as she passed
the ticket was steep
like, we're not talking cheap
meant to quit work today but, alas.